{"product_id":"all-the-things-mom-will-never-say-hardcover","title":"All the Things Mom Will Never Say - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRonan Badel\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003eNoé Carlain\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't go to bed so early! You have school tomorrow. Said no mother ever! Can you imagine your mom saying this or suggesting you don't need to use a tissue when you could use your sleeve instead. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eIn this comical look at all the things a mom is never likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom. \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eShe'll never encourage you to stop reading or eating your vegetables. \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBut kids know they can always count on mom to always want a kiss and hug. \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eSo get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious everyday sentences that are the exact opposite of what you would expect a mom to repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.44 x 9.27 x 9.21 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 28, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45789691936965,"sku":"9780764363313","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/bVJ2KzYrOXBPc3lSU3lpa1J3d3RzQT09.webp?v=1770705613","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/all-the-things-mom-will-never-say-hardcover","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}