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Battlefield Earth 2024: "the first, the greatest"
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Battlefield Earth 2024: "the first, the greatest" - Hardcover

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by Righteous Aeon (Author)

Dive in to the incredible sky-shattering Universe of Outer-Space-Extraterrestrial races, their various policies and plans regarding Earth, their petty politics and partisan rivalries. Truth is far stranger than non-fiction. This Happy-Go-Lucky cosmic treatise reduces the fate of the planet and Galaxy down to pithy phrases and pop-culture references that most of us should be able to enjoy. Drawing upon a lexicon of more than forty books regarding UFOs, Alien Abductions, and Contact-scenarios from over the last 70 years including Chariots of the Gods, BATTLEFIELD EARTH 2024 explores the military, scientific, political, and spiritual ramifications of the ongoing Alien invasion of the planet from the point-of-view of a mentally-unstable Veteran with PTSD. Learn all about the most annoying outer-space-Aliens that won't stop bugging us and what makes them tick. Revel in the complexity and nuance of dozens of Jesuses from across seven different Alien Star-Nations, and why they all want to be like him. Learn how to protect yourself from overly-aggressive Pleiadean women who won't take no for an answer. Learn how and why the NAZIs actually won World-War-2. We got Anunnaki, we got New-Age Ascended-Master Peace-creeps, Zeta-Reticuli, Space-Elves, Space-NAZIs, Reptoids, Insectoids. It's going to be Mental!!! Learn why Aliens need Jesus. Like bootcamp this book is designed to melt down your brain into a quivering puddle of truth-purged goo, and then build you back up again. All this and more in one big book sure to make a big splash and be the talk-of-the-town for centuries to come. And even if the Reptoids blow up the Earth to pave way for a new Interstellar bypass, we vow to go down laughing all the way.

Number of Pages: 148
Dimensions: 0.56 x 9 x 6 IN
Publication Date: May 01, 2024

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