{"product_id":"below-average-genius-paperback-1","title":"Below Average Genius - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMichael Buzzelli\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm not smart enough to hang with the intellectuals, but stupid people annoy me mightily. I'd be a genius on Wheel of Fortune but a dummy on Jeopardy. Take this example from a Final Jeopardy question: \"This cheese was created in 1892 by Emil Frey and named for a singing society whose members loved the cheese.\" None of the contestants answered correctly, \"What is Liederkranz?\" That's a pretty tough question. I don't think I've ever spread a Liederkranz on a cracker. I can only name a few cheeses anyway and as far as I know Cheddar, Havarti, Swiss and Goat were never singing groups. Cheese maker Frey is also credited with creating Velveeta. Apparently, he was a real cheese whiz. Below Average Genius is a collection of narrative essays culled from Michael Buzzelli's weekly humor column the Observer-Reporter newspaper, Patch.com and a variety of other sources. Each essay is a brisk, humorous tale about ordinary, daily situations blown up ridiculously big. \"It's a Blurry, Blurry World\" chronicles Buzzelli's inability to snap a decent photograph at Disneyland. \"Come On, Come on to My House\" explores the dynamic of watching a movie or television show in someone else's home. The titular essay explains why Buzzelli is considered by himself, and occasionally by others, a Below Average Genius.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMichael Buzzelli is a stand-up comedian and sit down writer. As a comedian, he has performed all around the country, most notably the Ice House, the Comedy Store, and the Improv in Los Angeles. As a writer, Michael has published in a variety of websites, magazines and newspapers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 148\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.32 x 8.5 x 5.51 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 07, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45778353455301,"sku":"9781625505088","price":19.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/fTxKp4205-9781625505088_39ee2ae4-3d04-4f31-adfb-336db7c5b4b0.webp?v=1770572329","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/below-average-genius-paperback-1","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}