{"product_id":"bill-the-vampire-paperback","title":"Bill The Vampire - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRick Gualtieri\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name's Bill Ryder and I have no life - and not because I program video games or play D\u0026amp;D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman to die for. So I did, bleeding out on the floor with my throat torn open.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProblem is, I didn't stay dead. I'm simply not that lucky.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I'm a vampire, surrounded by other vamps who are stronger, faster, and a hell of a lot better looking. It's enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche called Night Razor, can't stand me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt might be because he can't control me like he can the others. Or maybe it's because he's a dick. Either way, he's given me just ninety days to prove I'm not a total embarrassment to his coven. If I fail, my ass is toast.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'll need help, though, if I want to survive. Too bad my living friends are more interested in setting me on fire while Sally's obviously just using me to further her own agenda - whatever the hell that is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeedless to say, things don't look good. I may be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but somehow I'm still at the bottom of the food chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBram Stoker\u003c\/em\u003e meets \u003cem\u003eThe Big Bang Theory\u003c\/em\u003e in Bill The Vampire - book one of \u003cstrong\u003eThe Tome of Bill\u003c\/strong\u003e, the vampire comedy series that'll leave you thirsting for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of \u003cem\u003eShayne Silvers\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eSteve McHugh\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eJim Butcher\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eWhat We Do in the Shadows\u003c\/em\u003e, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from start to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire \u003cem\u003enow\u003c\/em\u003e and prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGenres\u003c\/strong\u003e: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContent Warning\u003c\/strong\u003e: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe complete Tome of Bill series order: \u003cbr\u003eBill the Vampire (book 1)\u003cbr\u003eScary Dead Things (book 2)\u003cbr\u003eThe Mourning Woods (book 3)\u003cbr\u003eHolier Than Thou (book 4)\u003cbr\u003eSunset Strip (series adventure)\u003cbr\u003eGoddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5)\u003cbr\u003eHalf A Prayer (book 6)\u003cbr\u003eThe Wicked Dead (book 7)\u003cbr\u003eShining Fury (series adventure)\u003cbr\u003eThe Last Coven (book 8)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso be sure to check out the sequel series - \u003cstrong\u003eBill of the Dead\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 346\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.77 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 10, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45749545959621,"sku":"9798224196951","price":36.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/Pq5Cv_ihp79798224196951.webp?v=1770182024","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/bill-the-vampire-paperback","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}