{"product_id":"david-lettermans-book-of-top-ten-lists-and-zesty-lo-cal-chicken-recipes-paperback-3","title":"David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists: And Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid Letterman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eDavid Letterman Writers\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eDavid Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists and Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eby David Letterman and the \u003ci\u003eLate Show with David Letterman\u003c\/i\u003e Writers \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's like watching TV -- with the added danger of paper cuts! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTop Ten Apologies to People Buying This Book: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e10. Cheap glue will only hold the thing together for about six days. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e9. Some kids sneaked into the printing plant and added the word \"ass\" to a lot of the lists. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e8. It costs about a dime to print one of these babies -- now take a look at the retail price, sucker! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e7. We're using the money we make to buy \"little Dutch girl\" outfits for Dave's poodles. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e6. The book was hastily assembled overseas by jabbering foreigners who don't give a damn about you or your family. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e5. A drunk maintenance guy fell into the press and parts of him appear on pages 68-87. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e4. Felt safe making jokes about the Amish on TV; forgot some of them might actually see the book. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e3. Dave insisted on writing some of these and we had to play along.\u003cbr\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e2. There is no remote control. Don't look for one. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e1. The book ain't much better than the TV show.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 176\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.43 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 01, 1995\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45777530880197,"sku":"9780553763577","price":24.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/M784WXR2dm9780553763577.webp?v=1781253090","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/david-lettermans-book-of-top-ten-lists-and-zesty-lo-cal-chicken-recipes-paperback-3","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}