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Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love
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by Andrew Shaffer (Author)

"Amazing stories! Incredible quotes! Sordid details! This book shows that a genius in the realm of thought can be a dummy in the land of love." -- Tom Morris, author of If Aristotle Ran General Motors

What do René Descartes, John Locke, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, and Jean-Paul Sartre have in common? That's right: they were all hopeless failures when it came to romance. Author Andrew Shaffer explores the paradox at the core of Western philosophical thought--that history's greatest thinkers were also the most pathetic lovers to ever walk the earth. With razor-sharp wit and probing insight, Shaffer shows how it's the philosophers' missteps, as much as their musings, that are able to truly boggle the intellect.


Think your love life is a mess? Wait until you meet the men who wrote the book on wisdom--and failed every test of the heart:


  • Scandalous History: Forget boring dates and dry texts. Discover the affairs, murders, and mishaps the textbooks left out, from the philosopher who strangled his wife to the one exiled for sleeping with an emperor's niece.
  • Biographical Essays: Meet the geniuses behind Western thought, like Jean-Jacques Rousseau, who abandoned all five of his children, and Peter Abelard, whose affair with a student ended with his castration.
  • Pop Philosophy: An accessible and hilarious introduction to the private lives of legends like Sartre, Kant, and Nietzsche, proving that a love of wisdom and being a wise lover are two very different things.
  • Funny Nonfiction: A refreshingly irreverent read that's perfect for anyone who loves history, philosophy, and a healthy dose of schadenfreude at the expense of history's greatest minds.

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Few people have failed at love as spectacularly as the great philosophers. Although we admire their wisdom, history is littered with the romantic failures of the most sensible men and women of every age, including:

Friedrich Nietzsche: Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. (Rejected by everyone he proposed to, even when he kept asking and asking.)

Jean-Paul Sartre: There are of course ugly women, but I prefer those who are pretty. (Adopted his mistress as his daughter.)

Louis Althusser: The trouble is there are bodies and, worse still, sexual organs. (Accidentally strangled his wife to death.)

And dozens of other great thinkers whose words we revere--but whose romantic decisions we should avoid at all costs.

--A.J. Jacobs, New York Times Bestselling Author of The Year of Living Biblically and The Know-It-All

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Few people have failed at love as spectacularly as the great philosophers. Although we admire their wisdom, history is littered with the romantic failures of the most sensible men and women of every age, including:

Friedrich Nietzsche: "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." (Rejected by everyone he proposed to, even when he kept asking and asking.)

Jean-Paul Sartre: "There are of course ugly women, but I prefer those who are pretty." (Adopted his mistress as his daughter.)

Louis Althusser: "The trouble is there are bodies and, worse still, sexual organs." (Accidentally strangled his wife to death.)

And dozens of other great thinkers whose words we revere--but whose romantic decisions we should avoid at all costs.

Number of Pages: 208
Dimensions: 0.55 x 7.14 x 5.06 IN
Publication Date: January 04, 2011

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