{"product_id":"kirk-cameron-the-crocoduck-of-chaos-magick-paperback","title":"Kirk Cameron \u0026 The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMandy De Sandra\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIncluding stories: Gay Zombie Sluts in Key West, Duck Me in The Bass: An AutoCorrect Anal Text Sex Adventure, City On Fire, The Haunting of the Paranormal Romance Conference, and The Infinite Jest of Picking Porn Titles \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e*** \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eReviews \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"Sandra's writing is so incredibly vivid that I can almost hear the crocoduck squealing in pleasure...\" Jezebel \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"Mandy De Sandra's Kirk Cameron \u0026amp; The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick is a 7,500-word tale of revenge that skewers Cameron's anti-gay, anti-evolution agenda by having him give a Crocoduck a blowjob and fuck a morphing Jesus made out of cheese right in its cheesy stigmata-holes.\" Gawker \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"..oscillating between the ludicrous, demented and genuinely funny.\" Vocativ \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"What the fuck is this book?\" Chuck Wendig\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 134\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.29 x 8.25 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 08, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45749852668101,"sku":"9780989227872","price":11.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/MYi-PlyA8M9780989227872.webp?v=1770191245","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/kirk-cameron-the-crocoduck-of-chaos-magick-paperback","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}