{"product_id":"now-they-tell-me-50-life-lessons-i-didnt-learn-in-school-paperback","title":"Now They Tell Me: 50 Life Lessons I Didn't Learn In School - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eEd Harris\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Now They Tell Me: 50 Life Lessons I Didn't Learn in School\" is a funny and entertaining guide to work, love, family, sex, and religion. Every person trying to keep up with the ever-changing demands of modern life needs to read this humorous and provocative book. Ed Harris provides a hilarious account of how formal education failed to prepare the author for the real world. Despite academic success, he was often a complete idiot outside of a classroom. When it came to typical adult challenges, such as finding a satisfying job or being a competent partner in a romantic relationship, he was clueless. He was even fired as a shopping mall Santa, as told in one of the most amusing chapters. \"Now They Tell Me' contains the information schools should have armed you with, instead of wasting time on unnecessary topics such as trigonometric functions or the main exports of Colonial America. But help is here, and just in time, in one of the funniest books you'll ever read.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAuthor Ed Harris was born in the Bronx and lives in Seattle with his family. He has three children who are united in the belief that their father was born fully-formed as a grouchy adult. His long-suffering wife bears silent testimony to the saying that behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Ed Harris is the author of several books, including \"Fifty Shades of Schwarz\", \"Let's Pretend We're Christians and Play in the Snow: The Adventures of a Jewish Dad\" and \"Murphy's Bed.\" You can find more information about him at: Website: www.edharrisauthor.com Facebook: www.facebook.com\/EdHarris.Author Twitter: www.twitter.com\/EdHarrisAuthor\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 198\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.42 x 7.99 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 17, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46891137171653,"sku":"9780989807647","price":25.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/i--8YohugZ9780989807647.webp?v=1789036468","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/now-they-tell-me-50-life-lessons-i-didnt-learn-in-school-paperback","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}