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Officially Retired: Hilarious Quips and Quotes for the Newly Retired - Hardcover

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by Ted Heybridge (Author)

Cheers to retirement! Embrace the joy and laughter of your newfound freedom with Officially Retired. This hilarious collection of quotes and quips is the perfect companion for anyone navigating the adventures of post-nine-to-five life.

Celebrate surviving the nine to five with this hilarious collection of quotes, quips and statements

Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Whether you have grand plans to travel the world or want to move into the slow lane, you can now enjoy trading in the work grind for doing whatever you want to do.

Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. In this delightful little book, you will find witty observations on all aspects of retirement, including:
- Embracing sleeping in and banishing the alarm clock
- The challenges of keeping up with technology
- The fleeing hair follicles
- Being the only person happy on a Monday

Perfect for anyone who wants to find humor in their golden years, or as a gift for someone about to escape the rat race, this little book is here to provide laughter and fun during your seven-day weekends. It's time to put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.

Author Biography

Founded in 1990, Summersdale is a vibrant publisher that puts its heart and soul into creating exceptional books. They swiftly respond to emerging technology and trends, provide entertaining, informative and innovative content in the genres of travel writing, general non-fiction, health and well-being, and gift and humor.

Number of Pages: 160
Dimensions: 0.8 x 4 x 5.2 IN
Publication Date: July 02, 2024

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