{"product_id":"old-bastards-paperback-1","title":"Old Bastards - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eStevie Duffy\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eShane Bzdok\u003c\/b\u003e (Cover Design by), \u003cb\u003eEmily Richardson\u003c\/b\u003e (Editor)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOld Bastards is a crude, darkly comic horror-comedy following Tracy, a deeply flawed nursing home worker who is haunted by the malevolent ghost of a resident who died in her care.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlurb: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHi, I'm Tracy. I work in a nursing home, and to say I hate it would be a gross fucking understatement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's got a few perks though - like the sleeping pills (so long as no one sees you take them), and Juan, the hot guy who sells me weed and totally wants in my pants.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut lately, things have been fucking weird. Some old bitch died - it wasn't my fault, I swear! - and now she's haunting me. Everywhere I go, she's there, creeping me out with her big, stupid, creepy face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes she want something, or am I just tripping?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEither way, she better fuck off before I really lose my shit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 178\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.38 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 24, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46735288434885,"sku":"9781036989569","price":27.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/QCYZLW_KIg9781036989569_43ddfbba-ed22-424b-9049-b1917263c094.webp?v=1786783965","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/old-bastards-paperback-1","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}