{"product_id":"or-so-it-seems-the-stupid-minivan-and-more-tales-of-midlife-madness-paperback","title":"Or So It Seems ... The Stupid Minivan and More Tales of Midlife Madness - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRobb Lightfoot\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRobb Lightfoot lives in the country and has been fighting a losing battle against home repairs, misbehaving dogs, and his four children. He hates his minivan, but loves his leftovers. In fact, he'll eat them after they've turned green. He's an expert on how to avoid lawn care-hint, become a soccer coach-and other important topics, such as the best way to scream when a bat is trapped in your tent. Robb was the first to reveal the connection between the Mayan extinction and their secret fruitcake recipe etched into the background of their famous calendars. These 23 tales, illustrated with appropriate and child-safe images, are offered here for the first time as a collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRobb Lightfoot is a humorist who teaches, writes and performs in Northern California. His work can be sampled on his website at www.robblightfoot.com. His material also has appeared in The Bakersfield Californian, ANewsCafe.com, The Funny Times, and in an opening stand up act at The Knitting Factory in Reno. He's married to Karin, his partner for more than 33 years. You can contact him at robb@robblightfoot.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 168\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.36 x 7.99 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 12, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46628004430021,"sku":"9780988785427","price":28.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/QLuX1wfbF39780988785427.webp?v=1785298361","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/or-so-it-seems-the-stupid-minivan-and-more-tales-of-midlife-madness-paperback","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}