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by Aleister Lovecraft Esq (Author)
The perfect gift for new parents. Seriously.
Becoming a parent changes your life forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust? The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan. Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent. Topics covered include: the one thing you need to know to be a successful parent, infant sleeping habits, feeding, how to deal with illness, discipline, how to tell if your child is evil, and more. Don't let prejudice against Satan blind you to his deep wisdom. Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a must read for new parents and parents-to-be. Buy your copy today!Author Biography
Aleister Lovecraft never wanted children, but then his wife gave him an ultimatum. So, they got to work and soon she was pregnant. It was at that point that he realized he did not know the first thing about being a father. Fortunately, his old friend, Satan, was there to give him some advice.
Number of Pages: 108
Dimensions: 0.26 x 8 x 5 IN
Publication Date: March 23, 2015
