{"product_id":"sleeper-paperback-5","title":"Sleeper - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKayley Loring\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHANE MILLER SLEEP DIARY: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWent to bed at\u003c\/strong\u003e: Late.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long it took to fall asleep\u003c\/strong\u003e: Forever. I have insomnia. Duh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of caffeinated beverages you had consumed\u003c\/strong\u003e: Zero. Thanks for advising me to quit!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy stress level is off the charts. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI can't sleep right on a normal day, and lately my days are filled with the best kind of chaos. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy ex-wife and husband number two are filming in Poland for three months, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eso I'm turning down movie parts to focus on the most important role of my life-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eimpossibly charming and somewhat capable young single dad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy son won't stop asking questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy daughter won't brush her teeth unless I sing her showtunes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur regular nanny quit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe only person I could trust to hire as a temp nanny is my best friend's sister. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf Mary Poppins and Bill Murray had a baby it would be Willa. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFresh out of grad school and beautifully weird. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe hates my movies, and my kids adore her. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI couldn't sleep last night because she wasn't here. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out I can't sleep unless she's in my house now. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out she's what's been missing from my life all along. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf my friend had any idea what I want to do to his gorgeous troublemaker of a sister, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ehe would smother me with a pillow. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe chances of us succeeding as a couple are about as good as that little indie movie \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ethat I made being a huge hit. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut it's a chance I'm going to take.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 342\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.76 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 12, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45851583119557,"sku":"9798985590678","price":28.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/NDTYaJR4Ju9798985590678.webp?v=1771444973","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/sleeper-paperback-5","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}