{"product_id":"sorry-ya-got-dumped-ghosts-are-being-sent-to-the-ghosted-paperback-1","title":"Sorry Ya Got Dumped!: Ghosts Are Being Sent To The Ghosted - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eG'Bryella Whyt\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSorry Ya Got Dumped! - Ghosts Are Being Sent to the Ghosted\u003c\/strong\u003e is a brutally funny breakup gag gift for anyone freshly heartbroken, spiraling, or dangerously close to texting their ex.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLed by one sarcastic ghost with martinis and pearls, this illustrated roast book walks readers through the absolute worst ways to handle a breakup - so they don't actually do them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause we've all been there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe ugly crying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe social media stalking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe emotional quotes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \"maybe I'll get a tattoo\" phase.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe drunk texts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe regrettable choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book doesn't sugarcoat heartbreak. It lovingly drags it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThrough hilarious illustrations and savage rhymes, readers are guided through what NOT to do after getting dumped - from comparing themselves to the new girlfriend, to posting inspirational quotes, to permanently inking \"Warrior Goddess\" on their body.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSample wisdom includes: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNO COMPARING YOURSELF\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou zoom in, you judge, you spiral, you cry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou have to accept he's no longer your guy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNO GETTING A TATTOO\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh honey, that's regret in permanent dye.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNO POSTING QUOTES\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEven your cat thinks it's time to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart comedy, part tough love, and part emotional intervention, \u003cem\u003eSorry Ya Got Dumped!\u003c\/em\u003e delivers real advice wrapped in humor - helping readers laugh through the pain while avoiding cringe behavior that future them will regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a ghost yelling \"put the phone down.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a gag gift or cheer-up present for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBest friends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSisters\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCoworkers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRecent exes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBreakups of all sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone holding their phone at 2 a.m.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether they need distraction, validation, or just permission to laugh while crying into ice cream, this book shows up when it matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the creator of the \u003cem\u003eSo Ya Wanna\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eSorry\u003c\/em\u003e series, this glossy illustrated roast proves that heartbreak happens - but dignity is optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy it for your friend before they send that \"I miss you\" text.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 36\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.1 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 27, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46598051037381,"sku":"9781971419138","price":26.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/uAy9CYMImI9781971419138_5dfcd4e2-853d-4743-8706-6582ef6dd757.webp?v=1785146719","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/sorry-ya-got-dumped-ghosts-are-being-sent-to-the-ghosted-paperback-1","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}