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by Anita Reinsma (Author)
"AN AWARD WINNER!" "Shades of David Sedaris..." from Playwright Don Pollard..and from radio talk show host Carole Lieberman, M.D. "Anita is the Erma Bombeck of modern relationships. Read her book then charm the pants off the next guy you meet!" These hilarious essays will help you live life more creatively. Dating? Looking? Given up? Do you really wonder what your odds are for getting married? Find out here along with some crazy concepts: Facial Punctuation, a Minimum Threshold of Attractiveness, Yodeling, Speed Dating, Sex Appeal, insightful, clever advice and more. It's time to turn your life upside down. Did you cancel a blind date because it creeped you out? Why? So you can stay home to watch "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" for the 53rd time? And, while safe in your own home, danger lurks. Your refrigerator magnets might be revealing way too much about you. Brilliant psychological analysis answers the questions you didn't know you had. Looking at life differently requires a unique approach, for instance, to beauty. Priceless tips: What's the connection between cucumbers and cellulite? What's the best position for sleeping to avoid wrinkles...a gorgeous celebrity shares her secret. Hysterical true escapades prove life can be crazy fun. It's a circus! When you make it out alive--a hurricane while on a cruise ship, a hostage in a bank robbery (You Tube), and singing "Bagle Benjy" on the Tonight Show. Seriously, this is laugh out loud, funny advice that might just change your life forever! For daily advice...seek out Anita's tweets, YouTube and her website www.anitareinsma.com open 24 hours a day for your dining and dancing pleasure!
Author Biography
At age ten, Anita Reinsma vividly remembers transforming the family's basement into a theater. It became the entertainment capital of the world for her and the neighborhood. All of the kids collaborated on plays and musicals. The only time the theater was ever dark was when the Mickey Mouse Club was on! She was twelve when there was talk of moving from Chicago to California. What an adventure! The family (dad, mom, older brother Bert, Anita) packed up the Chevy station wagon and traveled Route 66 to the Golden State. Anita's pursued journalism and photography in high school and college. Her first professional job was in advertising--writing and producing commercials. Next came writing and producing videos for movie studios, corporations and rock concerts. She has stumped the band on the Tonight Show, performed as a circus clown and looks forward to winning the Nobel Prize or Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes. Her first book is "Stop Waiting for Prince Charming! He's Already Married to Bob." Exactly what are the odds of getting married? Why are we so obsessed with this? Laugh out loud at the insane ideas and explanations from real life adventures. Questions answered, advice given...it's really is an hysterical, funny read! crazy, funny read! Don't miss out...go read the tweets and view the You Tube postings with Martha Stewart, candy corn sandwiches, and how to make life a joyful circus. No elephants required. Anita lives in Southern California with her daughter, Christina and grandbaby, Parker Ann. She is working on an autobiography and hopes Lady Gaga will play her in the movie adaptation. Until then..."Tot ziens!"
