{"product_id":"syndromedy-the-totally-unofficial-field-guide-to-weird-human-behavior-paperback","title":"Syndromedy: The Totally Unofficial Field Guide to Weird Human Behavior - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJamison Carrier\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDiagnosing the Slightly Off\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes, you have a syndrome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou just haven't been diagnosed yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're not alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're not broken.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're just a little off-and that's okay.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn fact, your off-ness might be what makes you loveable. And predictable. And completely exhausting to travel with.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ehis book is a satirical field guide to the syndromes we all carry-the irrational behaviors, emotional landmines, and endearing little meltdowns that make us who we are. You won't find these in the DSM. You'll find them in group texts, checkout lines, team meetings, and family vacations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach chapter is a case file.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach disorder is fake-but also painfully real.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach patient? Loosely based on \u003cem\u003eyou.\u003c\/em\u003e Sorry about that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are not clinical diagnoses.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are... observations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom a totally unlicensed, emotionally overworked therapist named \u003cstrong\u003eDr. Sy Camore.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's not board certified, but he \u003cem\u003edoes\u003c\/em\u003e own a clipboard and occasionally sighs deeply before saying things like, \"Ah, yes. Classic default no disorder.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSyndromedy is meant to make you laugh-mostly at yourself. But it's also an invitation to notice the strange little glitches in others... and love them anyway. That person who narrates their workout to everyone in line at Starbucks? Diagnosable. The one who can't RSVP without spiraling? Definitely diagnosable. The guy who ghosted a group text like it owed him money? He's featured in Chapter Two.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo settle in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBreathe deeply.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTake notes if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd remember: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou're not broken.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou're just funny.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd definitely diagnosable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 174\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.37 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 31, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46592639762629,"sku":"9798998527203","price":26.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/ba8g-EpYfH9798998527203.webp?v=1785063538","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/syndromedy-the-totally-unofficial-field-guide-to-weird-human-behavior-paperback","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}