{"product_id":"the-guide-to-surviving-nonsense-a-satirical-manual-for-adults-tired-of-b-llsh-t-paperback","title":"The Guide to Surviving Nonsense: A Satirical Manual for Adults Tired of B*llsh*t - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMila Ilkova\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEqual parts unfiltered rant, anti-motivational manual, and comedic relief, this book says what everyone's thinking-but louder and funnier. Satire suitable only for adults tired of b*llsh*t-which may include, but is not limited to, corporate nonsense, social media gurus, and spiritual influencers trying to sell exclusive inner peace for $19.99 a month. \u003ci\u003eAbsolutely no \"circling back,\" whatever that means. If you're not tired enough, give it to your mother.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside these pages, you'll discover: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Origins of Nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTactics of Organized Nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to Recognize the Nonsense Agent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to Build Your B*llsh*t Shield\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand Feel Better Techniques-well, to feel better.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Burnt-out professionals\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Existential crisis dwellers\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Enlightened cynics who fluently speak sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Anyone who's ever screamed into a pillow\u003cbr\u003e✔️ New Yorkers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e Contains profanity, brutal honesty, and uncomfortable truths wrapped in satire. This book may cause sudden laughter, clarity, and finally giving fewer f*cks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSide effects \u003c\/b\u003emay include a strong will to leave a review on Amazon and recommend it to your family, friends, and therapist. If symptoms persist, \u003cb\u003e read it, gift it, use it as a coaster.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLaugh hard or die crying. \u003c\/b\u003eEither way, it's cheaper and funnier than anything else. Try it!\u003cbr\u003eAll complaints are accepted on the author's website at\u003cb\u003e milailkova.com\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLove, welcome to your new favorite book\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.34 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 02, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46718080811205,"sku":"9798987755822","price":35.06,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/43cQ8F778o9798987755822.webp?v=1786584017","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/the-guide-to-surviving-nonsense-a-satirical-manual-for-adults-tired-of-b-llsh-t-paperback","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}