{"product_id":"the-petraeus-files-all-the-photos-chats-poems-and-other-super-secret-emails-they-dont-want-you-to-see-paperback","title":"The Petraeus Files: All the Photos, Chats, Poems, and Other Super-Secret Emails They Don't Want You to See - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTed Travelstead\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWARNING: The satire you are about to read will change the way you look at our nation's leaders. \u003ci\u003eFOREVER\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn November 2012, General David Petraeus stepped down from his post as director of the CIA when it was exposed that he'd had an affair with his biographer, Paula Broadwell. The political scandal that unfolded would eventually include four-star generals, socialites, FBI agents, the Army, a stuffed Sasquatch, and the entire cast of TLC's \u003ci\u003eSister Wives\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHundreds, thousands--maybe \u003ci\u003emillions\u003c\/i\u003e--of e-mails were exchanged between these parties. Their computers have been seized by the government, and those e-mails would likely never see the light of day. . . . \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHowever, access to these confidential documents has been obtained by a most unlikely source: comedian Ted Travelstead. Through a perfect storm of dumb luck, desperation, and a favor from a friend with a working computer, Travelstead managed to secure these e-mails. He has pored over reams of pages to give you an inside look at \u003ci\u003eThe Petraeus Files\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePrepare to be amazed by: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e*The coded phrases Gen. Petraeus and his mistress Paula Broadwell used to keep their rendezvous private, and the numerous nicknames they had for each other (\"Peaches: I want your plums in my juicer.\") \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e*Florida socialite Jill Kelley's official titles: Vice Consul of Sweet Times, Ambassador of Lady Town, Lil' Mayor Push-N-Pull, and Undersecretary of All Things Considered, to name a few. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e*Gen. John Allen's previously unknown penchant for \u003ci\u003eNip\/Tuck\u003c\/i\u003e fan fiction \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith exclusive e-mails, chats, photographs, and illustrations, this is a book that will change the way you look at the military, our nation's leaders, and the phrase \"rear admiral.\"\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTED TRAVELSTEAD \u003c\/b\u003eis a writer and performer. He is a co-author of \u003ci\u003eSEX: Our Bodies, Our Junk\u003c\/i\u003e, a contributor to \u003ci\u003eCare To Make Love In That Gross Little Space Between Cars?: A \u003c\/i\u003eBeliever\u003ci\u003e Book of Advice, \u003c\/i\u003eand has written for \u003ci\u003eEsquire, Vanity Fair, Radar, \u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eMcSweeney's\u003c\/i\u003e, among other publications\u003ci\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e As an actor he has appeared onstage performing sketch and stand-up at various venues in New York City, and in a broad range of films, comedic shorts, and music videos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 176\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 8.3 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 12, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46247100514501,"sku":"9781250040992","price":27.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/AMijKv7AYy9781250040992.webp?v=1779242367","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/the-petraeus-files-all-the-photos-chats-poems-and-other-super-secret-emails-they-dont-want-you-to-see-paperback","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}