{"product_id":"threats-bribes-and-chaos-paperback-1","title":"Threats, Bribes, and Chaos - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eK. L. Reid\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel like you're surviving parenthood on threats, bribes, and sheer chaos?\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome to Threats, Bribes, and Chaos: The Tired-Ass Parent's No Bullshit Guide to Modern Parenting, the brutally honest guide for parents who are done pretending.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForget the perfect-parent fantasy. This flagrant short form book is for the exhausted, overwhelmed, and under-caffeinated parents who know that sometimes survival means bribing your kid to eat something green or delivering a well-timed threat to get five minutes of peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat You'll Learn (Probably While Hiding in the Bathroom): \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to negotiate with tiny terrorists (also known as toddlers)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy bribes and threats aren't so bad when used strategically\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to balance the chaos with actual tips on early childhood development (yes, that's in here too)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe fine art of parenting with sarcasm and a questionable amount of caffeine or wine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for parents who: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre tired of \"expert advice\" that makes them feel like failures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed a parenting guide as real and messy as their life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt won't make your kids perfect or prevent you from stepping on that Lego at 3 a.m., but at least you'll be laughing while they drive you crazy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.21 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 14, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46717948526789,"sku":"9798998534812","price":18.21,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/YY9GipSyaj9798998534812_697d18ff-b70e-44e0-a538-a3396bb7f69d.webp?v=1786583895","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/threats-bribes-and-chaos-paperback-1","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}