{"product_id":"useless-magic-a-cultivation-academy-progression-fantasy-paperback","title":"Useless Magic: A Cultivation Academy Progression Fantasy - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eK. J. Heath\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow do you survive a cutthroat magic academy when you don't actually possess any magic? \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou cheat. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEustace Silver-Eye has a legendary family name, an impossible reputation to live up to, and exactly zero magical talent. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHe has no business sharing a classroom with the prodigies of Welborn Academy--especially since the classes are impossible to pass without magic. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe trouble is, expulsion means being thrown out to the Deadlands, where monsters eat little washouts like Eustace for breakfast. So until he can buy himself a black-market Awakening, Eustace needs to fake his magic, avoid bullies that hate his face, and figure out how to not die during three-legged-dodgeball. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBecause integrity is great...but so is living to see Summer break. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eUseless Magic\u003c\/b\u003e is a weak-to-strong progression fantasy featuring a magic school, cultivation, dark humor, found family, and a post-apocalyptic world. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for fans of \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eCradle\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e, \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDungeon Crawler Carl\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e, \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eHe Who Fights with Monsters\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e, and \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMark of the Fool\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 462\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.93 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 10, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46724611178693,"sku":"9798989210046","price":30.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/6718\/5605\/files\/COX7UPHvB39798989210046.webp?v=1786672457","url":"https:\/\/selloorium.com\/products\/useless-magic-a-cultivation-academy-progression-fantasy-paperback","provider":"Selloorium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}